The woman that tamed the Baldwin beast. Hilaria is a name my ignoramus side wants to use to try to understand Spanish. “Hilario must be Spanish for hilarious. Since I’m a girl, the feminine form must be Hilaria.” Will these double-sided funny bones be passed down to the next generation, or will their little girl take after half-sister, model, and “little pig” Ireland? Time will tell.
We know spook-mesiter Wood for her icy turn as Vida the Guy Pearce banger in Mildred Pierce (no relation), as a vampy vampire in True Blood, and the Dita von Rebound of Mr. Marilyn Manson. Let’s hope motherhood warms up this corpse of a modern personality.
Penny for your thoughts? She’s in her 7th month and I advise her to leave those “red trappy choos” from Vanilla Sky in the back of her closet and try some flat espadrilles.
The luminous, versatile star of the Lifetime tele-film “She Made Them Do It” is also expecting. I have difficulty pronouncing Channing Tatum and it always comes out Taning Channum. I think this is the beginning of an acting dynasty in the making.
Jessica announced her baby boy joy with a joke about being stuffed with wieners that I didn’t quite understand. My favorite Wiener du jour is Matthew, creator of Mad Men. What a show – Jessica should sign up with Netflix (if she isn’t already) and put her feet up and enjoy the drama.
Oh, Halle. D-Listed said it best.
A highly scientific study was recently conducted that nominated the Black Eyes Peas’ song “Boom Boom Pow” as the perfect workout track, because it has 150 beats-per-minute (which is also an average fetal heart rate). Mrs. Dr. Steam Dream doesn’t seem like the kind of lady to listen to her own music, but I either read somewhere or maybe daydreamed that Kanye West listens to his own albums. I think it would behoove her to make a nice playlist with that song on it and she’ll bust through labor with those twins in no time.
I simply flipped for her wig in “Watchmen.” In a 2009 article in the Daily Mail she is quoted as saying “I’m not going to be somebody’s toy.” Little did she know that 4 years later she’s actually going to be someone’s milk factory. Cheers. Oh look as I’m writing this she welcomed a baby boy yesterday. One thing is for sure in this topsy-turvy world, you’ll never hear it here first.
What other celebs did I miss? Who else is expecting a bundle of joy in your world? Tell us in the comments below.