Hilaria Thomas
The woman that tamed the Baldwin beast. Hilaria is a name my ignoramus side wants to use to try to understand Spanish. “Hilario must be Spanish for hilarious. Since I’m a girl, the feminine form must be Hilaria.” Will these double-sided funny bones be passed down to the next generation, or will their little girl take after half-sister, model, and “little pig” Ireland? Time will tell.
Evan Rachel Wood
We know spook-mesiter Wood for her icy turn as Vida the Guy Pearce banger in Mildred Pierce (no relation), as a vampy vampire in True Blood, and the Dita von Rebound of Mr. Marilyn Manson. Let’s hope motherhood warms up this corpse of a modern personality.
Penelope Cruz
Penny for your thoughts? She’s in her 7th month and I advise her to leave those “red trappy choos” from Vanilla Sky in the back of her closet and try some flat espadrilles.
Jenna Dewan Tatum
The luminous, versatile star of the Lifetime tele-film “She Made Them Do It” is also expecting. I have difficulty pronouncing Channing Tatum and it always comes out Taning Channum. I think this is the beginning of an acting dynasty in the making.
Jessica Simpson
Jessica announced her baby boy joy with a joke about being stuffed with wieners that I didn’t quite understand. My favorite Wiener du jour is Matthew, creator of Mad Men. What a show – Jessica should sign up with Netflix (if she isn’t already) and put her feet up and enjoy the drama.
Halle Berry
Oh, Halle. D-Listed said it best.
Fergie Ferg
A highly scientific study was recently conducted that nominated the Black Eyes Peas’ song “Boom Boom Pow” as the perfect workout track, because it has 150 beats-per-minute (which is also an average fetal heart rate). Mrs. Dr. Steam Dream doesn’t seem like the kind of lady to listen to her own music, but I either read somewhere or maybe daydreamed that Kanye West listens to his own albums. I think it would behoove her to make a nice playlist with that song on it and she’ll bust through labor with those twins in no time.
Malin Akerman
I simply flipped for her wig in “Watchmen.” In a 2009 article in the Daily Mail she is quoted as saying “I’m not going to be somebody’s toy.” Little did she know that 4 years later she’s actually going to be someone’s milk factory. Cheers. Oh look as I’m writing this she welcomed a baby boy yesterday. One thing is for sure in this topsy-turvy world, you’ll never hear it here first.
Jenna Bush Hager
American royalty Kim Kardashian
British royalty Kate MiddletonWhat other celebs did I miss? Who else is expecting a bundle of joy in your world? Tell us in the comments below.
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